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Emily Thomas  

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A Shoebox..I thought this was a loft!

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 28, 2008, 11:37 PM
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That is the question!

After many long years of renting I have this crazy itch to get out there and own something! So the future hubby and I are thinking along the lines of ownin' us some property! I have got it in this crazy head of mine that a loft is the way to go for us. Having kids to me is less important than having crap loads of wall space for art n' such. I don't care much for yard work and damn it lofts just seem rad! The problem at large is finding something that doesn't look like a glorified hallway with high walls and big windows.


So if you were to ask me a week ago what I thought would constitue a "loft" I would have described to you something along the lines of lots of open space with minmial walls, ok maybe a few to separate some spaces here and there. Lots of bricks and most definately wood floors and other factory like raw elements.
Ask me now and I will tell you that is apparently not always the case. Especially here in Toronto where according to the devils of real estate any open concept condo with 9ft or higher ceilings can be called a loft. Its all lies I tell you!!!


I don't want to write a novel but my first trip to loft land was a disaster. What I had in mind, and what I went to see were two very VERY different things indeed. The space I went to check out looked like a shoe box on crack. It was myself, the real estate agent and the guy in charge of showing the space and between the three of us I felt so cramped that if someone didn't back the :censored: off I thought I would scream. I never knew something called a loft could evoke such feelings of being caged in! I mean really, for the price they wanted I about wanted to die or kill the designer and take two Tylenol for the headache. Not to mention that every time I asked a question there was more money involved than originally assumed. If I hear the word "upgrade" ever again I might just stab someone. I guess it would have been fine and dandy for anyone dumb enough to want to pay for what was more height than you could use for anything under the sun but no floor space to enjoy it.


It was 820sq ft. of disaster waiting to happen! I mean to live in there would have been the perfect example of "every thing has its place don't move it or you'll get stuck in the corner". "Hi heres me cooking from the couch." "Wait how is it possible that I have one foot on the bed and the other in the shower?" That to me was not a loft. I've pretty much realized at this point that anything more than 820 sq. ft is out of my budget and to me anything under that is a half assed investment. Back to the drawing board I suppose. If any one of you out there has lived in a loft let me know if you loved it or hated it and why! I need some lofty advice thats for sure!


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:iconchylde: In my night terror design for Sourpuss Clothing!
Where all the ink fiends are! #inkinjection dAmn I'll be there!!!
ghouldaddys matadors stamp

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  • Listening to: stuff
  • Reading: Island of the Sequined Love Nun
  • Watching: my brain fall apart
  • Playing: at being a grownup.
  • Eating: fruit salad yum!
  • Drinking: coffee

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 26...on hold.
  • Current Residence: Toronto
  • Interests: music, painting and of course tattoos!
  • Favourite movie: House of 1000 corpses ((Huntin Humans aint nothin but nothin!))
  • Favourite band or musician: right now probably a toss up between the cramps and the misfits ((danzing era only biatch!))
  • Favourite genre of music: Psychobilly, punk, oi, shoegaze...even some industrial...god everything really, except rap yuck.
  • Favourite artist: Coop... hands down!
  • Favourite style or digital art: tattoo and pin-up art
  • Tools of the Trade: waterclours...for now

Devious Comments

*rosie-lee:iconrosie-lee: 6 hours 16 minutes ago
thanks hon!
proud to be in your 'amazing paintings!':batman:
~myleftfive:iconmyleftfive: 1 day 14 hours ago
:hug:

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*rawjawbone:iconrawjawbone: 2 days 7 hours ago
You rock, girl! :headbang: thankya for the fave!

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They ask if I feel remorse, and I answer, "why of course, there's so much more I could have done, if they let me" :evileyes:
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So it's Rorshach and Prozac and everything's groovy......
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*monkeydeathcult:iconmonkeydeathcult: 2 days 11 hours ago
:hug: Cheers for tha fave Em. x

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~tooDUMBtoDie:icontooDUMBtoDie: 2 days 15 hours ago
THANKS:ahoy:

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~ColtonF:iconColtonF: 4 days 4 hours ago
I uploaded some art :} Check it out
*violet-grimm:iconviolet-grimm: 4 days 18 hours ago
Thanks for a big bunch o'faves!

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~5xit:icon5xit: 5 days 14 hours ago
I hope all is well with you. :heart:
Thanks for the fav.
:headbang:

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~toolninapc:icontoolninapc: 5 days 14 hours ago
your welcome
it will most likely be my next tattoo
*rawjawbone:iconrawjawbone: 6 days 2 hours ago
thanks for favin my Chevy of Death:skull::horns::skull:

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They ask if I feel remorse, and I answer, "why of course, there's so much more I could have done, if they let me" :evileyes:
[link]
So it's Rorshach and Prozac and everything's groovy......
:devilish::devilish:
~ColtonF:iconColtonF: May 10, 2008, 3:05:44 PM
Np :) your art is soo amazing I had to favourite them!! and you're from the T dot. Go Canada :P
*leighderhosen:iconleighderhosen: May 10, 2008, 2:45:29 AM
Just stoppin by to say hi-de-hi! :wave:

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~Go-Baby-Go:iconGo-Baby-Go: May 9, 2008, 3:41:06 PM
:sing:Thank Yoo-Ooo-Ooo:sing:

:boogie::juggle::boogie::juggle::boogie::juggle::boogie:

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~Scarlet-Hel:iconScarlet-Hel: May 9, 2008, 1:53:13 PM
thank you! :ahoy:

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*monkeydeathcult:iconmonkeydeathcult: May 8, 2008, 2:57:00 PM
Ahhh yeah!

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"I guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better?"
=MummysLittleMonster:iconMummysLittleMonster: May 7, 2008, 9:00:03 PM
Something wicked this was comes!
*monkeydeathcult:iconmonkeydeathcult: May 7, 2008, 2:32:57 PM
Thanks for the faves babe, me and Eric have been working on something a bit special. Hope to have it done in a week or so! ;)

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"I guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better?"
*monkeydeathcult:iconmonkeydeathcult: May 5, 2008, 1:58:01 AM
Heh well a go slow is as good as anything, get her to pay you by the hour tho ;)

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"I guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better?"
~ronniemartin:iconronniemartin: May 4, 2008, 3:21:36 PM
hey thanks for adding my art to the tattoo gallery, I am honored. More art on the way.

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I GOT ME A CHOCOLATE JESUS
=MummysLittleMonster:iconMummysLittleMonster: May 3, 2008, 7:38:51 PM
Well a week later and its all lined up just the way it should be. But I think I'll be taking my time on this one ;P
*asylum-studios:iconasylum-studios: Apr 29, 2008, 12:33:01 PM
also, big fan of your work! i love tat style art!

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*asylum-studios:iconasylum-studios: Apr 29, 2008, 12:31:03 PM
thank you for the :+fav:!

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~morbidillink:iconmorbidillink: Apr 28, 2008, 7:02:02 PM Mood: Love Dazed
:evillaugh: I'm in love... :evillaugh:
Can I join Your Fiend Club Miss Betty :love:

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